OK OK… Warrant. How metal are they? Not very.
But the fact of the matter is, “Uncle Tom’s Cabin” rocks. The lyrical matter isn’t typical “hair band” fluff. It’s pretty guitar-driven. It’s heavy (for Warrant). Has a good hook. It tells a great story. Yeah most of the rest of Warrant’s stuff is shit (it’s fun, but it’s nothing spectacular). But this song is a gem.