From Once Upon a Win: Shel Silverstein.

Where the Sidewalk Ends was one of my favorite books when I was a kid, and I still love it. We’ve own most of his books and all the kids love reading them. 

One that I love to recite at the kids from time to time:

Teddy said it was a hat,
and so I put it on.
Now Dad is saying,
“Where the heck’s the toilet plunger gone?”