That brings my two worlds together. Funny stuff, and fairly accurate too. PHP was pretty funny, as was the C# one.
I’m tired from all the pain and negativity going around.
Facebook, Twitter, whatever — people are focusing on so much negative, anger, “you’re wrong”, “fuck you”, “this President’s an asshole”, “no YOU’RE an asshole!” and yes even snark is negative at its root. It’s sad to say this is how it is these days, but right now it’s far worse than usual.
So let’s try to lighten the mood and smile a bit.
Here’s an episode of “Saved By The Bell”, where Kelly gets a zit, and Zack both screws up yet saves the day and teaches us something more important about life and ourselves.
Hey, if I made you smile (even if you were groaning at me), then I did my job.
BTW, I think the video poster intentionally down-tuned the audio to avoid auto-detection mechanisms. Frankly, it makes the whole thing a bit funnier.
A burglar in Georgetown ran away with empty hands and an eyeful Wednesday night when he was confronted by a nude, pistol-packing homeowner.
“I have a tattoo of the grim reaper, my hair is sticking up all crazy and I’m naked,” said the homeowner, who asked that his name be withheld for safety reasons. “I’m not sure if (the burglar) was more afraid of me or the gun.”
So there you go. New home defense tactic.😉
The other day I was showing Oldest this video about “why country music was awful in 2013”
Watching this again, I realized there’s a key difference between country music and heavy metal.
With country music, it’s agrarian. Time is relative to when the moon comes up and the sun goes down.
With heavy metal, it’s technical and precise.
2 Minutes To Midnight
with “10 Seconds to Love” (NSFW)
Although sometimes it might be a little more vague, because we’re “Livin’ After Midnight”
or just waiting for the “Witching Hour”
Then there’s rap music.
If you’re going to tell me you can get me 20,000 or a million Twitter followers, but you only have a couple hundred… don’t be surprised if I don’t believe your sales pitch, boss.
Stop staring at the screen.
Go outside and play.
That is all
Happy April 15 – Tax Day.
Someone’s got to pay for all of this, right?
Sasha, our dog, was sitting in the kitchen because of course it was food time!
I was eating a sausage patty, and her eyes were glued to the patty in my hands.
When Wife tossed a bit of sausage at Sasha, it bounced off her head (Sasha’s very good about catching food in mid-air)… because her eyes were glued to my sausage patty.
This is what we call “target fixation”, and how it can cause you to miss important things in life.
Talking with Wife about the concept of “follow through” (in this case, as it pertained to shooting a handgun).
She said, “Yeah… follow through… it’s what you do for all those years after you say ‘I do.'”.
Just now I was dry firing… and tried to rack my revolver.
I think my muscle memory is oriented towards semi-autos….