TMI time: I had a flat butt.

I recall an old friend describing it like it was just a continuation of my back, with a crack in it.

Apparently this can now be cured by “gluteal sculpting”:

Dr. Mendieta performed liposuction on Mr. Vickers’s abdomen and love handles, then injected the fat into the buttocks.

“They take the fat where you don’t want it, and put it where you do want it,” Mr. Vickers said.

As men age, they tend to lose fat from their buttocks, faces and hands, while gaining it in stomachs and chests, Dr. Mendieta said. Weight lifting yields only modest results for the posterior.

“The only way to pump up your derrière,” he said, “is with your wallet.”

Spoken like someone with something to sell. 🙄

You know what else cures it?

Squats.

Seems to be working for me. Just ask Wife.