Meet America’s tiniest terrorist: 6-year-old Allison Mosher, who’s landed on the nation’s No Fly List alongside mad bombers and other villainous thugs in a mind-boggling snafu that could scuttle her family’s Grand Canyon vacation, her outraged dad says.
We’re assured the list is accurate. So I guess little Allison must have seriously threatened someone that took her pillow at naptime or brought her white milk instead of chocolate when it was time for snacks. I guess Al Qaeda is infiltrating our playgrounds, making swing-sets the next big target.
But the list must be accurate. The TSA told us so:
Ann Davis, a TSA spokeswoman, said that because there are no children on the No Fly List…
No children on the No Fly List, like 6-year-old child Allison Mosher, who is on the No Fly List.
Yes yes. We have nothing to worry about. This is all for our safety.
Ronald Reagan said it best:
The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: ‘I’m from the government and I’m here to help.