I knew they were starting them at a young age.
Meet America’s tiniest terrorist: 6-year-old Allison Mosher, who’s landed on the nation’s No Fly List alongside mad bombers and other villainous thugs in a mind-boggling snafu that could scuttle her family’s Grand Canyon vacation, her outraged dad says.
We’re assured the list is accurate. So I guess little Allison must have seriously threatened someone that took her pillow at naptime or brought her white milk instead of chocolate when it was time for snacks. I guess Al Qaeda is infiltrating our playgrounds, making swing-sets the next big target.
But the list must be accurate. The TSA told us so:
Ann Davis, a TSA spokeswoman, said that because there are no children on the No Fly List…
No children on the No Fly List, like 6-year-old child Allison Mosher, who is on the No Fly List.
Yes yes. We have nothing to worry about. This is all for our safety.
Ronald Reagan said it best:
The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: ‘I’m from the government and I’m here to help.
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Worse than the list, and worse than the errors on it, there are not only people who sincerely believe it is helping, but there are also people who believe that this error-prone, arbitrary list should be sufficient reason to permanently abridge American citizens’ rights without trial or due process.
Sometimes, I fear for this country.
About the only things still honored in the Constitution are the power to tax and that we don’t quarter soldiers in homes.