A woman in Florida — an innocent bystander — is shot when entering a bar.

The woman lives. Why? According to the article:

Frazier told The Press of Atlantic City that ‘I could have been dead. They said my love handles saved my life.”

The new body armor: flab. 😉

Frazier also told the newspaper that she had been “hollering” that she wanted to lose weight. She now said “I want to be as big as I can if it’s going to stop a bullet.”