This is what you get when you’re on a mailing list populated by people that are both computer geeks and gun nuts:

<so-and-so> wrote:

> sudo

Outstanding. I respect a man who wields awesome power responsibly.

1. All root shells are always loaded.
2. Never run as root on a system that you are not authorized to destroy.
3. Be aware of your PATH.

I’m not the original author of this, but for their privacy I’m not posting their name.