Our modern world

Need to shop for clothing. Mall has the stores, so off we go.

Enter on first floor. Need to go to second. There’s the up escalator. It’s not running.

In front of us a lady says to her child, “oh we can go up; it’s broken.”

Uh… no it’s not. They’re called “stairs”.

*sigh*

This John Daub would have handled things differently

My name is John Daub.

If you search for “John Daub” online, you’re most likely to encounter me or John Daub, President of Weblish, a Japanese company that started as an online school but has become a media company. John and I don’t know each other, but we’ve crossed paths before for obvious reasons. 🙂  One thing that I also find amusing is we’re both of similar ethnic background, being part Asian then this rather “white German” name.

I follow John on Twitter and the other day he tweeted about this video: Jason gets mugged!

Go watch.

Now note, this is a lesson on causative verbs, like “make”, “have”, “let”, and “get”. So don’t put much stock into what I’m about to say. I found the video fun and silly, and certainly a good storyline for such a language lesson.

But as I watched, I couldn’t help but think about the mugging scenario. How it unfolded, how Jason handled the mugging, especially when it came to the defense of Olga. How would THIS John Daub — living in Texas, not Japan — would have handled things much differently.

Can you guess what I would have done differently in this video?

 

 

 

I wouldn’t have worn panty hose on my head.  🙂

Home security product idea

I just had an idea for the world’s most effective home security product.

What is it?

It’s an audio file… like this one.

Yup. That’s all you need. Your home, property, and life of you and your loved ones are now forever safe.

Because — according to some — all you need is the SOUND of a racking shotgun.

*sigh*

Only gun folk will giggle at this.

On my way to KR Training this morning, I received a text from Karl. I was about 45 minutes away.

Karl: bring ice. thanks

Me: Already got it. Be there in 45

Karl: I will be here in 9mm

I LOL’d. 🙂

Sunday Metal Extra – Jim Breuer, metal impersonations

The AC/DC “Row, Row, Row Your Boat” was awesome. 🙂

And in that spirit, AC/DC Hokey Pokey

And it seems Brian Johnson has a great sense of humor and doesn’t take himself too seriously: