Who knew that Monty Python predicted so long ago what Internet flame-wars would be like. 🙂
Humor
Streisand is metal
More Futurama, yea!
Good news everyone!
Amusing tho how Comedy Central totally neglects the fact that it was really Cartoon Network’s Adult Swim that was largely responsible for Futurama staying alive. Heck, wasn’t it Adult Swim that was also responsible for Family Guy coming back from the dead?
Cell phones as defensive weapons
Davis has a good posting about how you can use your cell phone as a defensive weapon.
But of course, it’s not quite what you think. 🙂 Quite a good strategy for what he’s getting at however. It reminds me of those gadgets you can keep in a pocket. You are entering some situation you don’t want to deal with, slip your hand in the pocket and press a button on the gadget. In a couple minutes the gadget will go off, like a cell phone ring or a pager or some such thing and then oh, I’ve got to take this, sorry, gotta end the conversation with you or I need to leave the room to take the call or whatever. Amusing.
Still tho, there is potentially a bit of serious self-defense application here. The key point is being aware of your surroundings.
Funny search term
I like to check my blog stats. What can I say, I’m a numbers geek.
Most of the search terms that get to my blog tend to be what I expect: guns, self-defense, martial arts, kuk sool, maybe the various bands from Sunday Metal or music-related posts.
But today I had my first funny search term:
hand placement when making out
I do have some articles that discuss hand placement, but not in relation to making out. I put the search phrase into Google and gave up trying to find my blog in the search results after clicking through a number of pages. So I guess this person was doing a lot of reading for them to get to me. 😉
Now, I find some humor in this; not depreciating humor, but more finding it cute and innocent as I imagine some young awkward teenager behind this (but who knows). I figure the person searching on the term was honestly looking for some advice. Maybe it’s just the old fart in me but… back in my young awkward “first time making out” stages of life I didn’t have any Internet to look things up on (get off my lawn while you’re at it). You just happily and awkwardly stumbled into it all and did whatever you did. Maybe it got too intense for her and she stopped things, or maybe it got too intense for you and you stopped things. And hopefully if you’re wondering about just where to put your hands while making out, yes there will be a stopping point not much further down the road from there! But you just did what you did and dealt with the awkwardness and the joy. If you did get any advice it’d usually be from some friend telling you something like “put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV“.
So to whomever was searching for the answer, if you’re still searching for an answer, the answer is to stop geeking it up by searching for answers online. Go do a more uh… “direct line of searching”. I’m sure they’ll be just as awkward and unsure as you. 🙂
This seems familiar
Morning randomness
Went out this morning for a bit. A bunch of little things came up that aren’t worth a whole blog post, but I wanted to put down somewhere. Make one big post. 🙂
More from the snub-nose files
I opted to do a little snubby shopping this morning. I think I’ve settled on something like a Smith & Wesson 640: J-frame (or the like), all steel, chambered in .357 Magnum, fully enclosed hammer. Note that while I would like it to be chambered in .357, I don’t think I’d ever really want to shoot .357 out of it; probably just shoot .38 Special +P. I just think it’d be ideal to have it chambered in .357 so I could shoot it if that was needed; for instance, I needed that extra oomph, maybe that’s the only ammo I could find and would be better than nothing, etc.. The versatility and options from the chambering would be nice, but not required; I would be happy with just .38 +P.
Went to McBrides to see what they have. They had some stuff, but nothing like I wanted. In fact, on the drive home I also stopped into a pawn shop and a sporting goods store. Basically what seems to be carried has at least some aspect of what I don’t want. First, the predominant models are lightweight models, which I’m not sold on wanting. The all-steel models aren’t much heavier (tho I was amazed at just how lightweight that S&W M&P 340 felt, and I did like that U-ramp rear sight) and will be nicer to shoot. Then if they had a steel model it would have an exposed hammer. Or one third thing might be laser grips, which I don’t want. So, nothing in stock that I’d want, either new or used. But I do think that going used would be a way to go, if I can find it.
Questionable Fund Raising
At many intersections here in Austin you’ll find people begging for money, food, pot (yes, I’ve seen requests for this on their signs), various other things. Oh yeah, they’re also disabled vets, anything helps, God bless. I’m not insensitive to the plight of the homeless, but the vast majority of the folks I see do this as their chosen way of life. I’ve seen them at various intersections around town over the years. If they’re truly someone in need of help, Austin is loaded with help; instead of walking up and down the intersection for a few hours and spending any money they get on booze, they could walk to the help facilities or buy a bus ticket or any manner of things to help themselves. But they don’t, because they don’t want to; they don’t want help. These folks are just freeloaders and parasites and I refuse to support that with my hard-earned money.
So then I see kids out there with signs saying they’re fund raising for their baseball team’s trip, or to help the basketball team reach the finals. Or some such thing. While that seems a more noble cause — and how can you place kids in the same boat — I have to question the tactics. That some adult leader of that group thought that begging for money would be a good way to raise funds, and that the rest of the adult leaders in the group went along with it and said yeah that’s a good idea. What a wonderful thing to teach the children, eh?
Motorcycle Parking Spaces
Do you know what a motorcycle parking space is? The same spaces that cars park in, unless a specific motorcycle parking space is designated (I’ve seen such things).
What isn’t a motorcycle parking space? Sidewalks, crosswalks, the walkway in front of a business door (that’s under the awning and out of the rain, but certainly isn’t a place for vehicles), handicapped walkways. I’m a motorcycle rider myself, but I just cannot stand when other motorcycle riders think that because they’re on a bike, because they’re afraid of getting their bike tipped over or rained on or merely because they’re small enough to fit in some spot (or maybe they’re just arrogant or lazy riders), that they can park wherever they want to. Sorry, no, you can’t.
At the sporting good store, a Moto Guzzi was parked in the handicapped area. You know how those spaces can be set up in the parking lot, with a wide space then lots of paint bordering things, leading into the middle, then through the median as a “cross-walk” so that people with wheelchairs can safely get around. Well, Mr. Moto Guzzi parked his bike right in the median break; no chance of a wheelchair getting through. Why does this bug me? Because I have a nephew in a wheelchair. I’ve had times when we’ve gone out and his van couldn’t be parked in a handicapped space because of people abusing handicapped parking hang-tags. Or in a case like this, the only way for a wheelchair bound person to get around would be to navigate through the parking lot instead of the designated lane. Not a safe and sound thing.
If you ride a motorcycle, don’t be an asshole. Park your bike in a proper parking spot. If you want special motorcycle-only parking, lobby for it.
Conversation I Overheard When I Returned Home
Wife: (Calls Youngest to come downstairs).
Youngest: (Eventually shows up).
Wife: Where were you?
Youngest: I was in my hamper.
Wife: You mean your clothes hamper? You were inside your hamper?
Youngest: Yes. I was sitting in it, clothes piled on top of me.
Wife: Why were you doing that?
Youngest: I don’t know. It was comfy.
I’m not even going to try to understand it. I’m just going to chalk it up to some random cuteness. I later found out he decorated his hamper to look like a monster, so when you open the lid to put in your clothes it’s as if the monster is eating your clothing. Fair enough. 🙂
George Carlin videos
George Carlin is one of my favorite comedians. I do think he was better in his younger years, as some of the stuff he did prior to his death I thought was less funny and sounded more like a pissed off old man (tho he always still had a great point).
My morning reading ended up taking me to this one:
and from there I just had to go find and watch some of my favorites:
Baseball vs. Football is great material, but it also showcases how Carlin used delivery effectively.
Of course, today farts are all over TV… still can’t say “fuck” tho.
Tex Avery
I was just lamenting with a buddy of mine about how we have multiple cartoon TV channels dedicated to 24/7 cartoons, yet some of the best cartoons aren’t shown on them (much anymore). Things like the old Warner Bros. Bugs Bunny cartoons. I do recall they used to have “The Tex Avery Show”, and it’s a shame that went away.
Tex Avery (or “Fred A-very” as Bugs once called him) is truly one of the best. This article (h/t to Fark) takes you on a tour through his cartooning career, and was a wonderful walk down memory lane. Tex’s cartoons always had the best gags, the most ridiculous but exciting pacing, just totally screwball. I may have watched his cartoons hundreds of times, but they still make me laugh because the jokes are just that good and just that well done. Many of the characters became who we know and love because of Tex.
One of my favorites was Screwy Squirrel. Shame he was only in five cartoons, but damn they’re good. Tex really took things to the extreme in them.
Screwball Squirrel:
Happy-Go-Nutty:
Big Heel-Watha:
The Screwy Truant (This has some of the best collection of gags. I love Screwy’s laugh at 4:56 and 5:28.):
Lonesome Lenny
Iggy and the Stooges tour rider
I love reading tour riders. Some are boring, some are just interesting, some demonstrate how “out of touch” the star is with the rest of the world, and then there’s the rider for Iggy and the Stooges which …. well, you’ll just have to go read it for yourself. Warning: not for the easily offended or those lacking a sense of humor.

