Your 4.0 GPA is excessive. We should take the GPA’s of the 10% of grade earners and redistribute it to the lower-GPA students to help them.

That would be fair, right?

Oh… it’s fair so long as it’s not YOU that’s being taken from. I see. You work hard for your GPA and you want to keep it. Well, I work hard for my money and want to keep it. If you think other people are entitled to my money, I would say others people are entitled to your grade… and your money too. So, whenever you want to write me a check, I’m waiting, because under your logic, I’m entitled. But yet, I haven’t received a check yet. Why not? If you think forced redistribution of wealth is a good thing, set the example and start redistributing your wealth.

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