That’s right.

If scanning and groping is good for the rest of us, it ought to be good enough for the ChOsen One.

Come on, Barry. Let Sasha and Malia get felt up by TSA agents. Let Michelle get groped by the TSA. Prove to the rest of the world that it’s acceptable. Make a media event out of it.

But folks, don’t hold your breath. The Big O didn’t get his kids vaccinated against swine flu while he told us plebeians that we must do so. Don’t expect him to subject his family to the same indignity. You know… what’s good for the goose, well fuck you peons.